William Friedkin’s final film is a careful introspection of loyalty, respect, and power. After a mutiny at sea, the film chronicles the military court-martial and investigation of the mutineer, while determining if what he...
What an ominous title, and a well deserved one. At no point during the film did anyone attempt to save her. No One Will Save You is a 2023 horror/thriller about a young woman,...
Happy Hubie Halloween! Wait, wrong movie… Kenneth Branagh’s third outing as esteemed detective Hercule Poirot may be his best yet. With stunning cinematography, great direction, and a fun story with spooky vibes – this...
The whole Sandler clan shows up here, starring as a nuclear Jewish family loosely based around them (although, Jackie Sandler is perplexingly playing the mother of a different family in the film, replaced by...
If you take the country’s best Fortnite players and enlist them in the army… America’s 12 year olds could conquer the world. Gran Turismo is the almost unbelievable true story of a gamer who,...
If you have to pee on something to own it, the only things I own are my toilet and the floor around my toilet. Strays is the story of Reggie (Will Ferrell), a down...
If I ever get cloned, just know I could win in a fight with him. They Cloned Tyrone is a 2023 film released straight to streaming on Barbenheimer weekend. It’s a story of many...
Sponsored by every company ever. Haunted Mansion stars LaKeith Stanfield as Ben, an astrophysicist turned paranormal tour guide, as he is roped in to helping Rosario Dawson (Gabbie) and her son Chase W. Dillon...
I am being completely sincere when I say: no movie has ever made me want to visit Wikipedia and read about stuff more than this one. Also, no spoilers for World War 2, in...
You’d wouldn’t think a Barbie movie would be the biggest film of the summer. You’d be wrong. My wife and I bought the last two tickets for our showtime. We had to sit on...
